The Rebellion Advent Calendar: Day Fourteen
3 years ago
Advent is fourteen days old. The Santa Wars rumble on.
Claus weeps, a shell of his magnificent former self. The sherry is gone, and with it his resolve. The Red One is inconsolable. Even one of Mrs Claus's honey-cured hams can't alleviate his malaise.
Across the Claus Compound the massed ranks of loyalist troops listen to the wails of their glorious leader. Sergeant Merrymittens, a legend among his troops, orders them to stand down.
'Go back to your gingerbread cottages men,' he says. 'Wrap a present. Build a toy. Roast a bird. Enjoy the old ways while you still can. There will be no war today, but it's coming, mark my words.'
In a dark corner of the compound, a lone elf slips through the guards and sprints off into the night, carrying with him news of the decline of Claus...
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